me when i dont got this: i got this
sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

(via bearsareintheair)

shego:

guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them

(via bearsareintheair)

Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.

the greatest thing i have ever read  (via get-fit2fuck)

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rebuy:

i hope flip phones make a comeback in 2015 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)